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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
« Reply #45 on: 23 December 2009, 23:09:42 »
She would suck you in and blow you out in  bubbles, mate :-Xbb
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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
« Reply #46 on: 23 December 2009, 23:18:29 »
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It's that time of year again and I'm really not up to it. I'm willing to pay, but not interested in any kind of swap. If you've seen one gash, you've seen them all. ;D ;D

Go on then! If you insist!!! :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
« Reply #47 on: 24 December 2009, 01:46:33 »


Tunnies new Girlfriend.   ::) :-X :y :y ;D
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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
« Reply #48 on: 24 December 2009, 02:00:38 »
nice one scruntie  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
« Reply #49 on: 24 December 2009, 02:06:07 »
To be fair I think Tunnie dreams of meeting a girl like this....



But he does day dream alot.   ;D ;D
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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
« Reply #50 on: 24 December 2009, 02:12:26 »
Most of us dream of meeting a girl like that  [smiley=tongue.gif]
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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
« Reply #51 on: 24 December 2009, 08:06:07 »
It's funny how many people have something to say when it comes to bonking ;D
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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
« Reply #52 on: 24 December 2009, 08:10:14 »
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Most of us dream of meeting a girl like that  [smiley=tongue.gif]

I must say, she does have a very nice arse. Mmmmmmmmmmm, i could do some very nice things to that :P :P :P :P :-*
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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
« Reply #53 on: 24 December 2009, 09:06:59 »
Hell NO  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
« Reply #54 on: 24 December 2009, 11:07:21 »
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Most of us dream of meeting a girl like that  [smiley=tongue.gif]

I must say, she does have a very nice arse. Mmmmmmmmmmm, i could do some very nice things to that :P :P :P :P :-*


I nearly posted annother but it would be totally unfair to bombard STMO123#s thread with too many pictures as it might get him in the mood to tackle his missus, and she might enjoy and want an oncore.   :-X
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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
« Reply #55 on: 24 December 2009, 11:15:38 »
Be a man Steve and do your own dirty work!! ;D

BTW........how much you paying? ::) ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
« Reply #56 on: 24 December 2009, 11:32:00 »
very funny thread.  :y :y
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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
« Reply #57 on: 24 December 2009, 12:29:34 »
You can all break off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven.

Thank God it's only once a year.
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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
« Reply #58 on: 24 December 2009, 12:34:43 »
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You can all break off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven.

Thank God it's only once a year.



............as much as that......you must be improving with age ... ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
« Reply #59 on: 24 December 2009, 12:36:45 »
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You can all break off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven.

Thank God it's only once a year.



............as much as that......you must be improving with age ... ;D ;D ;D


Doesn't everyone? ;)
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