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sexydaz

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« on: 11 January 2010, 19:17:43 »
 one of the best

go and take yer face for a sh^t  ;D

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Re: favorite sayings
« Reply #1 on: 11 January 2010, 19:19:36 »
Oh gawd, STM0123 is gonna have a field day ;D
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Re: favorite sayings
« Reply #2 on: 11 January 2010, 19:39:23 »
When I was an apprentice in a food factory there was an electrical contractor that had a boss that was a right plonker.  Allways said he had the IQ of a pork pie.  (and other's that got up his nose) (Was funny at the time)
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« Reply #3 on: 11 January 2010, 19:54:45 »
...........like talking to Pork!
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« Reply #4 on: 11 January 2010, 19:59:45 »
yer cant polish a turd(tho apparently yer can)
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Re: favorite sayings
« Reply #5 on: 11 January 2010, 20:01:07 »
Face like fire damaged Lego

Looks like a sack of puppies trying to escape

are 2 of my favourites ;D ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 11 January 2010, 20:07:53 »
face like a bulldog chewin a wasp

and someone whos goofy-he could eat an apple through a letter box
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« Reply #7 on: 11 January 2010, 20:09:22 »
Face like a fire damaged wellie thats been put out with a set of running spikes...

Teeth like a set of broken tombstones.

Sugar Puff teeth.

If brains was doms you'd be chappin'....

(personally, really like the last one....   ;D  )
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« Reply #8 on: 11 January 2010, 20:10:14 »
giving birth to meatloaf's daughter. ;D ;D
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Re: favorite sayings
« Reply #9 on: 11 January 2010, 20:17:04 »
Take the kids to the pool ::) ::)
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Re: favorite sayings
« Reply #10 on: 11 January 2010, 20:17:19 »
gonna go speak to the arabs

mustapha shite
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« Reply #11 on: 11 January 2010, 20:27:43 »
::) "........it`s never happened before; honest!" ;D
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« Reply #12 on: 11 January 2010, 20:33:58 »
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Face like a fire damaged wellie thats been put out with a set of running spikes...

Teeth like a set of broken tombstones.

Sugar Puff teeth.

If brains was doms you'd be chappin'....

(personally, really like the last one....   ;D  )


Splendid :y

For a challanged face a favourite Ulster/Scots riposte would be;

'A face like a well skelped arse'.

Should someone become annoying they were advised to;

'Frigg away off and boil your head'.

This may give you an idea of what some us have to wade through;



[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d3NkM3DQaw[/media]
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« Reply #13 on: 11 January 2010, 20:46:44 »
looks like youve fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
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Re: favorite sayings
« Reply #14 on: 11 January 2010, 20:49:39 »
"that tache makes you look like yer mum"!!




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