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[poxy69]

I work for a convenience store retail company and as iam more confident that a solar flare will hit the earth before she visits this site, I feel this is the best place to vent my distate of the beared woman. This woman is 'on her way up' and doesn't care who's faces she tramples on to get to her goal. If I had my way, I would nail her hands to the fir exit door and ram receipt rolls up her rectum....if I could afford to lose my job I would use every expletive under the sun to her face and tell her that brown nosing doesn't become her!!!! 

[Jimbob]

don't hold back....tell us what you really think 

[griffin]

I work for a convenience store retail company and as iam more confident that a solar flare will hit the earth before she visits this site, I feel this is the best place to vent my distate of the beared woman. This woman is 'on her way up' and doesn't care who's faces she tramples on to get to her goal. If I had my way, I would nail her hands to the fir exit door and ram receipt rolls up her rectum....if I could afford to lose my job I would use every expletive under the sun to her face and tell her that brown nosing doesn't become her!!!! 

She'd probably enjoy that 

[TheBoy]

Every large company have them, they often fall into 2 categories - women or spotty lads with sharp suits fresh from uni....


As you get older, you learn how to use them to your own advantage. Apparently

[poxy69]

she is the most patronising, hairy, transvestite looking, supreme super biaaaatch I have ever had the displeasure to meet. If she was a bloke, although debatable whether she actually is, I would .......arrrggghhhhhhh!!!!!!! 

[Lazydocker]

poxy69, you're going to fit in here very well

Welcome to the forum and if your first post (not forum related) is anything to go by you'll soon be deciding to keep the car and enjoying the banter

[poxy69]

honestly!....I would love to keep the car but the wife needs a kitchen more aparantly, and although she looks good in the kitchen......I look better in that car 

[albitz]

so you have to give up driving altogether so the wife can have nicer cupboards ? :-/

[Welung666]

Kitchen cabinet doors and draw front are 1/2 price at B&Q over Easter. Keep the car and buy her some doors instead.

[poxy69]

No I have a old biddy's nissan sunny which is really not cool but it was offered to me cheap!...and although the Omega is actually the dog's u know whats!!!....and will pass anything but a garage...it is my baby and I love it especially when I drive round in my flouresent yellow jacket and pull up at traffic lights and see people look round and yank on their seat belts....lmao

[Welung666]

No I have a old biddy's nissan sunny which is really not cool but it was offered to me cheap!...and although the Omega is actually the dog's u know whats!!!....and will pass anything but a garage...it is my baby and I love it especially when I drive round in my flouresent yellow jacket and pull up at traffic lights and see people look round and yank on their seat belts....lmao

Been there, do it daily

[albitz]

Drive the Nissan to a quiet spot. Hold the pedal flat to the floor and keep it there until the engine blows up, Then tell the wife that the heap of crap has expired so you have to keep the Omega. Seemples.

Should add, some of those little Jap contraptions are pretty unburstable, might be an idea to drain the oil out first, just to ensure the best outcome.

[Kevin Wood]

so you have to give up driving altogether so the wife can have nicer cupboards ? :-/

Been there. Buy her some new handles for the old cupboards. Worked a treat for me. 

(Oh, I forgot to mention the Neff oven and induction hob, and the worktops and the sink... )

Kevin

[albitz]

so you have to give up driving altogether so the wife can have nicer cupboards ? :-/

Been there. Buy her some new handles for the old cupboards. Worked a treat for me. 

(Oh, I forgot to mention the Neff oven and induction hob, and the worktops and the sink... )

Kevin

Just think what you could have done to the Westie (and probably the Mig) for the cost of that lot.

[poxy69]

best moment was pulling up slowly outside a newsagents where there was a gang off 'well ard' lads riding their hairdryers without helmets. I stopped next to one boy and pointed my finger at him. Without hesitation he jumped off his ped and stood there wetting himself and couldn't appologise enough, he was almost in tears pleadng with me not to arrest him or tell his dad because he would kill him...hahahahahaha