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[aaronjb]

I don't allow any sex in my car.

 

Quite right Aaron. 8-)

It's a filthy habit.

Reminds me of the first Nissan I went to look at .. a suspicious tear & round hole in the pass. side dash at 'foot height' if you had your legs in 'that' position, and a dirty great stain in the middle of the passenger seat.

Needless to say I didn't buy that one 

[Del Boy]

Lying scousers and OOF admins.

 

[Amigo]

Nappy changing...NO FRICKING WAY! Outside or bundle the smelly thing up until we get to a superstore or crappy harvester excuse for a real pub that has a changing room.

   You have your car & i have mine. Never the twain shall meet. There's a time & a place & it's not on my leather.

[Omega_Dan]

Smoking, eating, muddy shoes ect! cream interior

[Amigo]

Smoking, eating, muddy shoes ect! cream interior

I smoke but NEVER use the ashtray as it stinks if you do. I also always have a window open as i do at home all year round.
   No replacement for fresh air.

[Omega_Dan]

Smoking, eating, muddy shoes ect! cream interior

I smoke but NEVER use the ashtray as it stinks if you do. I also always have a window open as i do at home all year round.
   No replacement for fresh air.

I have the odd smoke but im clumsy. It would end up on the back seat after a failed flick out the window

[Elite Pete]

Lying scousers and OOF admins.

[Vamps]

Every time I get another car I ban chocolate, and ever since Miss Vamps could talk she has said "you said that last time Daddy"....

I did it with this Omega, is mint inside, now full of rubbish and some chocolate on the front seat, courtesy of Miss Vamps.....Kid's don't you just love em...

[Amigo]

Every time I get another car I ban chocolate, and ever since Miss Vamps could talk she has said "you said that last time Daddy"....

I did it with this Omega, is mint inside, now full of rubbish and some chocolate on the front seat, courtesy of Miss Vamps.....Kid's don't you just love em...

Yes. I'm a Daddy & a doting godfather but NO MESS in the car. I simply won't have it.

[albitz]

I can remember the heartbreak of trying to keep a car nice when I had young kids. I gave up and lost interest in the end.
Now they are grown up, I dont have the problem, although I dont get too fussy about it these days. Lifes too short, although if I had a mint Elite or similar it might be different.

[Vamps]

I can remember the heartbreak of trying to keep a car nice when I had young kids. I gave up and lost interest in the end.
Now they are grown up, I dont have the problem, although I dont get too fussy about it these days. Lifes too short, although if I had a mint Elite or similar it might be different.

The winter sun has a lot to answer for,  it is showing a considerable layer of dust on the dash Not been the weather for cleaning inside though...

[jonnycool]

This is my list, I know it's long, but I still have stuff to add, but I don't want to keep on 

1. No smoking.
2. No shouting.
3. No arguements between yourself and any other passenger in the car.
4. Don't get in with muddy feet.
5. Don't get in the car with the hump, if you've got the hump, then get out and don't bug me.
6. Don't ever bring drum & bass CD's into the car at anytime, it's sh1*e and it gives me a headache.
7. If you eat a pasty or something which can leave crumbs, eat over the bag or get out and eat.
8. What ever you do don't get greasy fingerprints on any of the controls.
9. Don't touch my windows with your fingers.
10. Don't open the window if it's clean under any circumstances, use the air-con.
11. Don't put your feet on the seats or the dash.
12. Don't ever tell me to be careful or mind a car at a junction, I've already seen it way up the road.
13. Don't touch the outside of the car if I've just cleaned it, I don't spend hours cleaning for it to get fingerprinted, as soon as dirt is visible up the side of the car, then feel free to close the door however you like.
14. Never under any circumstances slam my door, it will end up in a big arguement.
15. If you damage a piece of interior trim, remove yourself from the car and don't ever get back in, if you have no respect for stuff, don't get in.
16. Don't leave McDonalds cups in the car, they leak after a day or so, and if I get in and there is a drink leakage, I'll go mental.
17. Don't tell me to put my foot down, I'm going slow for a reason - Fuel isn't cheap.
18. Refrain from wearing jeans with buttons on the pockets, because they do tear fabric and leather.
19. Don't turn the stereo up too loud without my say so, if you do it in a car park, I look like a boy racer which I'm certainly not, nor have I been, unlike my brother who is a 40 year old child.
20. Don't say anything critical about my car, if you don't like it, get the bus.

You sound like a bundle of laughs mate 

[Vamps]

This is my list, I know it's long, but I still have stuff to add, but I don't want to keep on 

1. No smoking.
2. No shouting.
3. No arguements between yourself and any other passenger in the car.
4. Don't get in with muddy feet.
5. Don't get in the car with the hump, if you've got the hump, then get out and don't bug me.
6. Don't ever bring drum & bass CD's into the car at anytime, it's sh1*e and it gives me a headache.
7. If you eat a pasty or something which can leave crumbs, eat over the bag or get out and eat.
8. What ever you do don't get greasy fingerprints on any of the controls.
9. Don't touch my windows with your fingers.
10. Don't open the window if it's clean under any circumstances, use the air-con.
11. Don't put your feet on the seats or the dash.
12. Don't ever tell me to be careful or mind a car at a junction, I've already seen it way up the road.
13. Don't touch the outside of the car if I've just cleaned it, I don't spend hours cleaning for it to get fingerprinted, as soon as dirt is visible up the side of the car, then feel free to close the door however you like.
14. Never under any circumstances slam my door, it will end up in a big arguement.
15. If you damage a piece of interior trim, remove yourself from the car and don't ever get back in, if you have no respect for stuff, don't get in.
16. Don't leave McDonalds cups in the car, they leak after a day or so, and if I get in and there is a drink leakage, I'll go mental.
17. Don't tell me to put my foot down, I'm going slow for a reason - Fuel isn't cheap.
18. Refrain from wearing jeans with buttons on the pockets, because they do tear fabric and leather.
19. Don't turn the stereo up too loud without my say so, if you do it in a car park, I look like a boy racer which I'm certainly not, nor have I been, unlike my brother who is a 40 year old child.
20. Don't say anything critical about my car, if you don't like it, get the bus.

You sound like a bundle of laughs mate 

Miss Vamps would say 'boring old fart' .....

[Jimbob]

as ours is very much a family car....probably smoking is it.
and food I cant easily clean off.

mine is a big practical car, and treated as such, not a luxury showpiece.

[Banjax]

This is my list, I know it's long, but I still have stuff to add, but I don't want to keep on 

1. No smoking.
2. No shouting.
3. No arguements between yourself and any other passenger in the car.
4. Don't get in with muddy feet.
5. Don't get in the car with the hump, if you've got the hump, then get out and don't bug me.
6. Don't ever bring drum & bass CD's into the car at anytime, it's sh1*e and it gives me a headache.
7. If you eat a pasty or something which can leave crumbs, eat over the bag or get out and eat.
8. What ever you do don't get greasy fingerprints on any of the controls.
9. Don't touch my windows with your fingers.
10. Don't open the window if it's clean under any circumstances, use the air-con.
11. Don't put your feet on the seats or the dash.
12. Don't ever tell me to be careful or mind a car at a junction, I've already seen it way up the road.
13. Don't touch the outside of the car if I've just cleaned it, I don't spend hours cleaning for it to get fingerprinted, as soon as dirt is visible up the side of the car, then feel free to close the door however you like.
14. Never under any circumstances slam my door, it will end up in a big arguement.
15. If you damage a piece of interior trim, remove yourself from the car and don't ever get back in, if you have no respect for stuff, don't get in.
16. Don't leave McDonalds cups in the car, they leak after a day or so, and if I get in and there is a drink leakage, I'll go mental.
17. Don't tell me to put my foot down, I'm going slow for a reason - Fuel isn't cheap.
18. Refrain from wearing jeans with buttons on the pockets, because they do tear fabric and leather.
19. Don't turn the stereo up too loud without my say so, if you do it in a car park, I look like a boy racer which I'm certainly not, nor have I been, unlike my brother who is a 40 year old child.
20. Don't say anything critical about my car, if you don't like it, get the bus.

You sound like a bundle of laughs mate 

my preciousssssssss

its only a car - relax