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Re: Right boys........................
« Reply #90 on: 08 February 2008, 21:26:30 »
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I  love cooking  but men do make better chefs than us women but there good women chefs too ;D


Nigella.......crap chef though... ;D ;D 8-)
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Re: Right boys........................
« Reply #91 on: 08 February 2008, 21:27:11 »
Well mark you look good to me the last time i saw you it must be your good cooking then  ;D
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« Reply #92 on: 08 February 2008, 21:27:14 »
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yep still not fast enough though.............

so how meny of you can cook or is that a women work to???????????

I do all the cooking........I may be many things but, I am not stupid......my wife can burn anything and I mean ANYTHING!


Shes the only person I have ever met that microwaved a ready meal for 6 minutes on full power and then put it in the oven for 25 minutes. All coz it said on the packet Microwave - 6 minutes, Oven Cook - 25 minutes  :-/

There is no hope.....

brillient im going to pee myself i cant stop laughing ;D ;D
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Re: Right boys........................
« Reply #93 on: 08 February 2008, 21:27:21 »
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yep still not fast enough though.............

so how meny of you can cook or is that a women work to???????????

I do all the cooking........I may be many things but, I am not stupid......my wife can burn anything and I mean ANYTHING!


Shes the only person I have ever met that microwaved a ready meal for 6 minutes on full power and then put it in the oven for 25 minutes. All coz it said on the packet Microwave - 6 minutes, Oven Cook - 25 minutes  :-/

There is no hope.....


LMAO

Our pair really are well matched!
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Re: Right boys........................
« Reply #94 on: 08 February 2008, 21:28:11 »
Got rid of my miserable f****** Mrs, she couldn't cook either. Put on loads of weight now i'm looking after myself!!!
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« Reply #95 on: 08 February 2008, 21:28:12 »
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yep still not fast enough though.............

so how meny of you can cook or is that a women work to???????????

I do all the cooking........I may be many things but, I am not stupid......my wife can burn anything and I mean ANYTHING!


Shes the only person I have ever met that microwaved a ready meal for 6 minutes on full power and then put it in the oven for 25 minutes. All coz it said on the packet Microwave - 6 minutes, Oven Cook - 25 minutes  :-/

There is no hope.....
Ever been served part baked bread?
She claims she thought it was fully baked when she bought it.
Who says women are the only ones to never forget your mistakes. ;D
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« Reply #96 on: 08 February 2008, 21:28:25 »
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yep still not fast enough though.............

so how meny of you can cook or is that a women work to???????????

I do all the cooking........I may be many things but, I am not stupid......my wife can burn anything and I mean ANYTHING!


Shes the only person I have ever met that microwaved a ready meal for 6 minutes on full power and then put it in the oven for 25 minutes. All coz it said on the packet Microwave - 6 minutes, Oven Cook - 25 minutes  :-/

There is no hope.....
Is she of a certain hair colour by chance :-X

No.....shes not and shes not from essex either.

She does ressemble a pencil though despite eating one hell of a lot more than me and doing no exercise  :-[
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Re: Right boys........................
« Reply #97 on: 08 February 2008, 21:28:44 »
my ex cooked a pizza on the polystyrene base - mmmmm tasty...
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« Reply #98 on: 08 February 2008, 21:29:36 »
the only thing i can get right is a sunday roast.....only cos my mother made me cook it every sunda for a long as i could remember .......sunday was her do nothin day and i had to earn my keep she said
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« Reply #99 on: 08 February 2008, 21:31:11 »
I cook a good roast dinner, i don't have any complaints from james and he is alive and kicking ;D
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« Reply #100 on: 08 February 2008, 21:32:22 »
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I cook a good roast dinner, i don't have any complaints from james and he is alive and kicking ;D

I'll be down with the boys this Sunday then.... i've got to pick up a Vac pipe from your other half  ;D
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« Reply #101 on: 08 February 2008, 21:32:26 »
I can cook most things, do a good sponge cake, roast, lasagne and all that stuff.

Used to work in a kitchen..............you realy dont want to know what realy goes on in most kitchens.

I can always remember one (The Bakers Arms in Thorpe Langton, Leicestershire). You used to say to the Chef, need the loo, he would ALWAYS reply, go out the back and piss on the mint then bring me some, that way it saves me salting the spud water!  
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Re: Right boys........................
« Reply #102 on: 08 February 2008, 21:32:48 »
I clean up after myself, and my girlfriend not only cooks really good, but LOVES to cook for me

i'll leave you all to fight amongst yourselves ;D
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« Reply #103 on: 08 February 2008, 21:34:09 »
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I clean up after myself, and my girlfriend not only cooks really good, but LOVES to cook for me

i'll leave you all to fight amongst yourselves ;D

hey we are not fightin just discussing
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« Reply #104 on: 08 February 2008, 21:36:01 »
It is a pain her not cooking, I leave the house at 7.30 am (violins at the ready) and get back in at 6.30pm and then have to cook tea.

I always say that I have two slow cookers in the house, one you plug in and the other you turn on (eventualy)
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