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Rods2

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Re: evil/painful thing ...add your own to the list
« Reply #30 on: 23 October 2011, 04:14:53 »
Bareback ride down a 20' log full of splinters with your crown jewels taking the leading role.  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #31 on: 23 October 2011, 10:06:35 »
I broke my leg when I was 11.
It still hurts now, 30 years later.

I'd recommend that everyone keeps out of the way of women towing horseboxes!
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« Reply #32 on: 23 October 2011, 10:41:54 »
Quite a few things could go on the list (ie, treading on a 3 pin plug barefoot), but nothing (and I mean NOTHING) beats the pain of bowel surgery  ;D
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« Reply #33 on: 23 October 2011, 11:13:53 »
Concentrated Acetic acid on the end of your tallywacker, if enough ask I will explain!
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« Reply #34 on: 23 October 2011, 11:16:05 »
Quote from: omegod on 23 October 2011, 11:13:53
Concentrated Acetic acid on the end of your tallywacker, if enough ask I will explain!

+1 :y
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« Reply #35 on: 23 October 2011, 11:23:56 »
Quote from: omegod on 23 October 2011, 11:13:53
Concentrated Acetic acid on the end of your tallywacker, if enough ask I will explain!

+2 + 1+ 2 + 3

= Den, Me + Swmbo + two Grandkids + 3 dogs! Were all waiting with bated breath  :D ;D ;D
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Re: evil/painful thing ...add your own to the list
« Reply #36 on: 23 October 2011, 11:29:04 »
Quote from: _Baggy on 23 October 2011, 10:41:54
Quite a few things could go on the list (ie, treading on a 3 pin plug barefoot), but nothing (and I mean NOTHING) beats the pain of bowel surgery  ;D

I have the delights of that toward the end of next year  :'(

Glad. To see you back  :y
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« Reply #37 on: 23 October 2011, 12:13:05 »
Quote from: Guffer on 23 October 2011, 11:29:04
Quote from: _Baggy on 23 October 2011, 10:41:54
Quite a few things could go on the list (ie, treading on a 3 pin plug barefoot), but nothing (and I mean NOTHING) beats the pain of bowel surgery  ;D

I have the delights of that toward the end of next year  :'(

Glad. To see you back  :y
I'll be one of the first to visit & nuke you a roast beef ready meal  ;D

Other than sitting on one arse cheek or the other (still can't sit down properly yet), I haven't been up to much.
Retard TVJeremy Kyle finally got to me (although it does remind me of how lucky I am LOL), so I've spent most of my time playing with my phone.
I'm now using Revolution CheckROM v1 (XXKI4) which is based on Gingerbread 2.3.5 and after a few tweaks I'm getting 2 solid days out of the battery and very fast fix times for GPS (less than 15 secs even when indoors).

I also found a forum you might like, the link is in your inbox.


Take care for now mate  :y
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Re: evil/painful thing ...add your own to the list
« Reply #38 on: 23 October 2011, 12:57:20 »
Quote from: Rods2 on 23 October 2011, 04:14:53
Bareback ride down a 20' log full of splinters with your crown jewels taking the leading role.  ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D dont fancy trying that myself ;D
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« Reply #39 on: 23 October 2011, 13:14:58 »
Quote from: Ljay on 22 October 2011, 21:28:37
You lot have no conception of pain.....you haven't given birth!  Big load of wusses!   :P

learly you have never stood on a plug in the dark when going for a pee   and having to contain the agony cos you dont want to wake everyone up

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« Reply #40 on: 23 October 2011, 13:40:18 »
Quote from: doog on 23 October 2011, 13:14:58
Quote from: Ljay on 22 October 2011, 21:28:37
You lot have no conception of pain.....you haven't given birth!  Big load of wusses!   :P

learly you have never stood on a plug in the dark when going for a pee   and having to contain the agony cos you dont want to wake everyone up

Doug

I certainly have!  It smarted a tad but nowt compared to giving birth! ;) ;D
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Re: evil/painful thing ...add your own to the list
« Reply #41 on: 23 October 2011, 13:52:40 »
Quote from: Plomien on 22 October 2011, 22:51:53
Kidney stones, and then removal of the stent afterwards

Gall stones ..............
and their removal from the bile duct by endoscopy under local anaesthetic :'( :'( :'(
Oh, and then the pain of having the gall bladder removed under full-blown sedation!

Aaargh ............  :'( :'( :'(
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« Reply #42 on: 23 October 2011, 14:46:08 »
Quote from: PhilRich on 23 October 2011, 11:23:56
Quote from: omegod on 23 October 2011, 11:13:53
Concentrated Acetic acid on the end of your tallywacker, if enough ask I will explain!

+2 + 1+ 2 + 3

= Den, Me + Swmbo + two Grandkids + 3 dogs! Were all waiting with bated breath  :D ;D ;D

Ditto, although I have a suspicion I'll regret asking.. ;D


As for pain - standing on a lego brick in bare feet. ;D

Although I think having my fingers mashed down onto an exhaust stud by a friend with a lump hammer at full tilt was worse.
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Re: evil/painful thing ...add your own to the list
« Reply #43 on: 23 October 2011, 17:57:19 »
playing football and i stepped awkwardly. foot turned under me and all my lard arse weight straight down on it. ''crack'' and ive popped my ligaments.

however thats nowt compared to my 94 year old grandma.... she's just had an injection in her eye!! theres no smiley can describe how much just saying that shrinks my cock. my mam went with her and apparently she didnt even flinch!!! WTF!!!! id have passed out with fear 2 hours before!
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Re: evil/painful thing ...add your own to the list
« Reply #44 on: 23 October 2011, 18:23:52 »
For me... Watching your wife/partner go through something truly devastating (some of you will know what I'm referring to) and not being able to do anything to help, other than be strong even when it's tearing you apart too :'( :'(

Or toothache, particularly as I'm terrified of dentists and will not go near them unless I'm in so much pain that I can't stand it any more ::) ::)
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