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Re: Sticky for Jokes
« Reply #1005 on: 21 May 2020, 09:52:07 »

I think I'll ask my dad if that offer to slap me into next year is still available.
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Re: Sticky for Jokes
« Reply #1006 on: 26 May 2020, 16:43:25 »

Why are the Chinese no good at cricket?

They keep eating the bats!
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Re: Sticky for Jokes
« Reply #1007 on: 30 May 2020, 09:30:47 »

Dr. Anthony Fauci, Director of the U.S. National Institute ofAllergy and Infectious Diseases told the President: "This morning, 3 Brazilians were killed by Covid-19."

Trump's face went egg-shell white with shock. The blood drained from his face and to everyone’s amazement he collapsed on the floor.

Minutes passed and to everyone’s relief President Trump got up shakily and then sat back on his chair.

His staff was nothing less than stunned at this display of emotion from their President, nervously watching as he sits, head in hands, waiting for him to faint again.

Finally, the President looks up and with a shaky quivering voice asks the Dr Fauci, *"How many people is a brazillion?"* 
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Re: Sticky for Jokes
« Reply #1008 on: 31 May 2020, 16:52:37 »

Dr. Anthony Fauci, Director of the U.S. National Institute ofAllergy and Infectious Diseases told the President: "This morning, 3 Brazilians were killed by Covid-19."

Trump's face went egg-shell white with shock. The blood drained from his face and to everyone’s amazement he collapsed on the floor.

Minutes passed and to everyone’s relief President Trump got up shakily and then sat back on his chair.

His staff was nothing less than stunned at this display of emotion from their President, nervously watching as he sits, head in hands, waiting for him to faint again.

Finally, the President looks up and with a shaky quivering voice asks the Dr Fauci, *"How many people is a brazillion?"* 
Good'un  ;D ;D
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Re: Sticky for Jokes
« Reply #1009 on: 10 June 2020, 14:49:20 »

Where do you go to weigh a pie ???











Somewhere over the rainbow of course .......


OK .......... hat, coat, bye .......
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Re: Sticky for Jokes
« Reply #1010 on: 10 June 2020, 15:01:16 »

What did 50cent do when he was hungry?







58 :D
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Re: Sticky for Jokes
« Reply #1011 on: 27 June 2020, 07:29:25 »

Swimming pools are about to open, in order to maintain social distancing, lanes 1,3 & 5 will not have any water.
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