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[The Sheriff]

Can't get on with this built in oven thingy. The grill is in the top of the oven, i mean in the oven, at the top, not seperate on top like my old one.
How the fick can you do, say, oven chips and burgers...or fish fingers, or anybleedinthing that needs grilling while the oven's on?

I would haave thought that's bleeding obvious.....you chuck it all in the oven 

No, Dave, it doesn't seem right. I made my lad burger and chips tonight and I couldn't stop opening the oven door in case the burgers exploded. It would be ok if everything was made to cook for the same length of time at the same temperature........but they're not.

So when you cook a roast dinner are you telling me you leave the meat/roast spuds/Yorkshire puddings/etc in the oven for 1.5hours  Think I pass when you cook a roast 

No..of course not. I suppose the point I'm making is.....why put the grill inside the oven when it would be so much easier to have it seperate with not too much hassle.

[The Sheriff]

Clearly TB had a very troubled childhood.

Hands up all those that have had a Dr fondle their wassnames....?

....no me neither

Both hands raised here.

[chrisgixer]

Can't get on with this built in oven thingy. The grill is in the top of the oven, i mean in the oven, at the top, not seperate on top like my old one.
How the fick can you do, say, oven chips and burgers...or fish fingers, or anybleedinthing that needs grilling while the oven's on?

I would haave thought that's bleeding obvious.....you chuck it all in the oven 

No, Dave, it doesn't seem right. I made my lad burger and chips tonight and I couldn't stop opening the oven door in case the burgers exploded. It would be ok if everything was made to cook for the same length of time at the same temperature........but they're not.

So when you cook a roast dinner are you telling me you leave the meat/roast spuds/Yorkshire puddings/etc in the oven for 1.5hours  Think I pass when you cook a roast 

No..of course not. I suppose the point I'm making is.....why put the grill inside the oven when it would be so much easier to have it seperate with not too much hassle.

Because somebody would have to pay extra for a double bullit under oven instead of a single. YA half wit

[The Sheriff]

Can't get on with this built in oven thingy. The grill is in the top of the oven, i mean in the oven, at the top, not seperate on top like my old one.
How the fick can you do, say, oven chips and burgers...or fish fingers, or anybleedinthing that needs grilling while the oven's on?

I would haave thought that's bleeding obvious.....you chuck it all in the oven 

No, Dave, it doesn't seem right. I made my lad burger and chips tonight and I couldn't stop opening the oven door in case the burgers exploded. It would be ok if everything was made to cook for the same length of time at the same temperature........but they're not.

So when you cook a roast dinner are you telling me you leave the meat/roast spuds/Yorkshire puddings/etc in the oven for 1.5hours  Think I pass when you cook a roast 

No..of course not. I suppose the point I'm making is.....why put the grill inside the oven when it would be so much easier to have it seperate with not too much hassle.

Because somebody would have to pay extra for a double bullit under oven instead of a single. YA half wit

Hmmmmmm.....nowt to be done, then.

[05omegav6]

Can't get on with this built in oven thingy. The grill is in the top of the oven, i mean in the oven, at the top, not seperate on top like my old one.
How the fick can you do, say, oven chips and burgers...or fish fingers, or anybleedinthing that needs grilling while the oven's on?

I would haave thought that's bleeding obvious.....you chuck it all in the oven 

No, Dave, it doesn't seem right. I made my lad burger and chips tonight and I couldn't stop opening the oven door in case the burgers exploded. It would be ok if everything was made to cook for the same length of time at the same temperature........but they're not.

They are if you shop at proper shops like M&S or Waitrose

'dangle berries'. Keep driving and eating at greasy spoons. Yer know nowt.

Says the bloke with one combi oven

[05omegav6]

Can't get on with this built in oven thingy. The grill is in the top of the oven, i mean in the oven, at the top, not seperate on top like my old one.
How the fick can you do, say, oven chips and burgers...or fish fingers, or anybleedinthing that needs grilling while the oven's on?

I would haave thought that's bleeding obvious.....you chuck it all in the oven 

No, Dave, it doesn't seem right. I made my lad burger and chips tonight and I couldn't stop opening the oven door in case the burgers exploded. It would be ok if everything was made to cook for the same length of time at the same temperature........but they're not.

So when you cook a roast dinner are you telling me you leave the meat/roast spuds/Yorkshire puddings/etc in the oven for 1.5hours  Think I pass when you cook a roast 

No..of course not. I suppose the point I'm making is.....why put the grill inside the oven when it would be so much easier to have it seperate with not too much hassle.

Because somebody would have to pay extra for a double bullit under oven instead of a single. YA half wit

Hmmmmmm.....nowt to be done, then.

You could always move...

Oh wait, you just did

[The Sheriff]

Can't get on with this built in oven thingy. The grill is in the top of the oven, i mean in the oven, at the top, not seperate on top like my old one.
How the fick can you do, say, oven chips and burgers...or fish fingers, or anybleedinthing that needs grilling while the oven's on?

I would haave thought that's bleeding obvious.....you chuck it all in the oven 

No, Dave, it doesn't seem right. I made my lad burger and chips tonight and I couldn't stop opening the oven door in case the burgers exploded. It would be ok if everything was made to cook for the same length of time at the same temperature........but they're not.

They are if you shop at proper shops like M&S or Waitrose

'dangle berries'. Keep driving and eating at greasy spoons. Yer know nowt.

Says the bloke with one combi oven

Touche. 

[The Sheriff]

Can't get on with this built in oven thingy. The grill is in the top of the oven, i mean in the oven, at the top, not seperate on top like my old one.
How the fick can you do, say, oven chips and burgers...or fish fingers, or anybleedinthing that needs grilling while the oven's on?

I would haave thought that's bleeding obvious.....you chuck it all in the oven 

No, Dave, it doesn't seem right. I made my lad burger and chips tonight and I couldn't stop opening the oven door in case the burgers exploded. It would be ok if everything was made to cook for the same length of time at the same temperature........but they're not.

So when you cook a roast dinner are you telling me you leave the meat/roast spuds/Yorkshire puddings/etc in the oven for 1.5hours  Think I pass when you cook a roast 

No..of course not. I suppose the point I'm making is.....why put the grill inside the oven when it would be so much easier to have it seperate with not too much hassle.

Because somebody would have to pay extra for a double bullit under oven instead of a single. YA half wit

Hmmmmmm.....nowt to be done, then.

You could always move...

Oh wait, you just did

Na. Complete oven-ready meals.

[chrisgixer]

Can't get on with this built in oven thingy. The grill is in the top of the oven, i mean in the oven, at the top, not seperate on top like my old one.
How the fick can you do, say, oven chips and burgers...or fish fingers, or anybleedinthing that needs grilling while the oven's on?

I would haave thought that's bleeding obvious.....you chuck it all in the oven 

No, Dave, it doesn't seem right. I made my lad burger and chips tonight and I couldn't stop opening the oven door in case the burgers exploded. It would be ok if everything was made to cook for the same length of time at the same temperature........but they're not.

So when you cook a roast dinner are you telling me you leave the meat/roast spuds/Yorkshire puddings/etc in the oven for 1.5hours  Think I pass when you cook a roast 

No..of course not. I suppose the point I'm making is.....why put the grill inside the oven when it would be so much easier to have it seperate with not too much hassle.

Because somebody would have to pay extra for a double bullit under oven instead of a single. YA half wit

Hmmmmmm.....nowt to be done, then.

Nope. People put them in to look good. That's it.  Fact is they're OPPSING useless. Not just useless, but OPPSING useles. Cheap shite. Fit a decent one, Mr Handy man.

[The Sheriff]

Can't get on with this built in oven thingy. The grill is in the top of the oven, i mean in the oven, at the top, not seperate on top like my old one.
How the fick can you do, say, oven chips and burgers...or fish fingers, or anybleedinthing that needs grilling while the oven's on?

I would haave thought that's bleeding obvious.....you chuck it all in the oven 

No, Dave, it doesn't seem right. I made my lad burger and chips tonight and I couldn't stop opening the oven door in case the burgers exploded. It would be ok if everything was made to cook for the same length of time at the same temperature........but they're not.

So when you cook a roast dinner are you telling me you leave the meat/roast spuds/Yorkshire puddings/etc in the oven for 1.5hours  Think I pass when you cook a roast 

No..of course not. I suppose the point I'm making is.....why put the grill inside the oven when it would be so much easier to have it seperate with not too much hassle.

Because somebody would have to pay extra for a double bullit under oven instead of a single. YA half wit

Hmmmmmm.....nowt to be done, then.

Nope. People put them in to look good. That's it.  Fact is they're OPPSING useless. Not just useless, but OPPSING useles. Cheap shite. Fit a decent one, Mr Handy man.

I would, but it's not that important. I'll get by with it, as I would with  non-funtioning indicator stalk.

[Rog]

Can't get on with this built in oven thingy. The grill is in the top of the oven, i mean in the oven, at the top, not seperate on top like my old one.
How the fick can you do, say, oven chips and burgers...or fish fingers, or anybleedinthing that needs grilling while the oven's on?

OVEN CHIPS . . . . . . . .

No no no no . . . . . . just sooo wrong. Triple cooked in pure beef lard chips yes yes yes   

[The Sheriff]

Can't get on with this built in oven thingy. The grill is in the top of the oven, i mean in the oven, at the top, not seperate on top like my old one.
How the fick can you do, say, oven chips and burgers...or fish fingers, or anybleedinthing that needs grilling while the oven's on?

OVEN CHIPS . . . . . . . .

No no no no . . . . . . just sooo wrong. Triple cooked in pure beef lard chips yes yes yes 

Body mass index, Rog.

[Rog]

Can't get on with this built in oven thingy. The grill is in the top of the oven, i mean in the oven, at the top, not seperate on top like my old one.
How the fick can you do, say, oven chips and burgers...or fish fingers, or anybleedinthing that needs grilling while the oven's on?

OVEN CHIPS . . . . . . . .

No no no no . . . . . . just sooo wrong. Triple cooked in pure beef lard chips yes yes yes 

Body mass index, Rog.

I was out other night for dinner, I asked the waitress is the triple cooked chips were "low cal, Low Cholesterol, and low fat". She replied " Oh yes Sir, Of course they are" . . . . . so there you are, the entire medical profession is wrong, that waitress said so   

I gave up smoking about 3 years ago. I'm waiting for the headline. "W.H.O admits . . . .we were wrong about smoking"  . . . . . . where are they    ( my smokes that is. I didn't chuck them when I gave up)

[chrisgixer]

H used to moan like mad about ours when we moved in. You can't do bacon under the grill, and oven cook sausages and chips at the same time.

Well of course that had to go. Neff circlotherm double built under in its place.

[moggy]

Can't get on with this built in oven thingy. The grill is in the top of the oven, i mean in the oven, at the top, not seperate on top like my old one.
How the fick can you do, say, oven chips and burgers...or fish fingers, or anybleedinthing that needs grilling while the oven's on?

I would haave thought that's bleeding obvious.....you chuck it all in the oven 

No, Dave, it doesn't seem right. I made my lad burger and chips tonight and I couldn't stop opening the oven door in case the burgers exploded. It would be ok if everything was made to cook for the same length of time at the same temperature........but they're not.

So when you cook a roast dinner are you telling me you leave the meat/roast spuds/Yorkshire puddings/etc in the oven for 1.5hours  Think I pass when you cook a roast 

No..of course not. I suppose the point I'm making is.....why put the grill inside the oven when it would be so much easier to have it seperate with not too much hassle.

Because somebody would have to pay extra for a double bullit under oven instead of a single. YA half wit

Hmmmmmm.....nowt to be done, then.

Nope. People put them in to look good. That's it.  Fact is they're OPPSING useless. Not just useless, but OPPSING useles. Cheap shite. Fit a decent one, Mr Handy man.

I would, but it's not that important. I'll get by with it, as I would with  non-functioning indicator stalk.

STMO.Are you taking the piss out of my.non-functioning indicator stalk. .At least i can spell it right.Dean (off to see my original post)