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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #30 on: 11 January 2011, 17:50:02 »
Being electrocuted by the spark plug lead off a two stroke engine, whilst trying to pul said lead off! Doh!
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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #31 on: 11 January 2011, 18:14:00 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Good thread

My renal colic was quite eye-watering :(
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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #32 on: 11 January 2011, 18:21:05 »
slamming your fingers in the car door is a lot worse!   >:(
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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #33 on: 11 January 2011, 19:01:23 »
Doing a sliding tackle on bloody astroturf and skinning half your leg  :(

Then cleaning it off afterwards
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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #34 on: 11 January 2011, 19:37:04 »
A kick in the nuts is far more painful, and can be proved...

Kick a man in the nuts, in 2-3 years, he still wont want to be kicked in the nuts again.

Woman gives birth, 2-3 years later, she does it again, and again, therfore it can't hurt anywhere near as much :y

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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #35 on: 12 January 2011, 00:35:26 »
I watched my son being born with forceps 25 years ago. When they went in i did'nt know a woman could make a noise like that even after hours of screaming, not to mention the stitches & clarat afterwards...still eat the tea & toast the nurses bought in!
    What get's me is some womens morbid fascination with tv progs about women suffering during childbirth, childrens ward with kids suffering with terrible illnesess/accidents....

    WHY would anyone call this entertainment?
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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #36 on: 12 January 2011, 09:35:12 »
Brain freeze from eating ice-cream too quickly as a child
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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #37 on: 12 January 2011, 19:17:42 »
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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #38 on: 12 January 2011, 19:30:48 »
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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #39 on: 12 January 2011, 20:05:01 »
Those of us who are still "intact or complete" must remember the sheer unadulterated agony of getting caught in the zip?
   Even worse is freezing in terror unable to move knowing that getting out again is going to be even worse. :( :o :'(
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