So what have you done to your car today?

[Lazydocker]

Took the Jaaaag up to see a friend.. fell off the little lip between his grass and his driveway, over on the side of my foot, twisted my ankle, went down like a sack of spuds and now it's absolute agony; I'm using a dining chair like a zimmer frame.

Add me to the list of forum cripples! 

Ok.... Cripple!

I knew I was barking up the wrong tree looking for sympathy here 

It's in the dictionary between s41t and syphilis 

[aaronjb]

It's in the dictionary between s41t and syphilis 

*mutters* I'm taking my ball home!

[Lazydocker]

It's in the dictionary between s41t and syphilis 

*mutters* I'm taking my ball home!

After the amount of sympathy I got over the last 18 months I have every right

[aaronjb]

It's in the dictionary between s41t and syphilis 

*mutters* I'm taking my ball home!

After the amount of sympathy I got over the last 18 months I have every right

Not my fault if everyone stopped one word short in the dictionary

[Auto Addict]

Took a ride over to the TuBy Chavs yesterday, fitted new gearbox ECU, updated software, gearbox changes a lot smoother now.

[Kevin Wood]

Took the Jaaaag up to see a friend.. fell off the little lip between his grass and his driveway, over on the side of my foot, twisted my ankle, went down like a sack of spuds and now it's absolute agony; I'm using a dining chair like a zimmer frame.

Add me to the list of forum cripples! 

Ok.... Cripple!

I knew I was barking up the wrong tree looking for sympathy here 

Could have been worse. Imagine if your cigar had slipped and made a burn in that nice tweed jacket. er.. I assume you were correctly dressed for the occasion? 

[TheBoy]

Took the Jaaaag up to see a friend.. fell off the little lip between his grass and his driveway, over on the side of my foot, twisted my ankle, went down like a sack of spuds and now it's absolute agony; I'm using a dining chair like a zimmer frame.

Add me to the list of forum cripples! 

Ok.... Cripple!

Us three are our own Cripple Clique

[Martian]

Took the Jaaaag up to see a friend.. fell off the little lip between his grass and his driveway, over on the side of my foot, twisted my ankle, went down like a sack of spuds and now it's absolute agony; I'm using a dining chair like a zimmer frame.

Add me to the list of forum cripples! 

Ok.... Cripple!

Us three are our own Cripple Clique

Make that four of us, I'm still walking the same way I was when we met last year, still can't lift anywhere near what I could do, and still have to lower myself gently when sitting down. 

[TheBoy]

Both my Omegas I thought to have faults, Exhaust on TBE and 'something broken' on the Silver Bullet. A certain gay bloke, lets refer to him as Mr Rear Bush, turned up, due to my sorry state, but no faults could be found on either, apart from awful brake squeal on the MV6.

So, had a curry with him and a certain used car seller, washed down with a couple of Cobras, and with a single painkiller, I was away with the fairies...

[TheBoy]

Took the Jaaaag up to see a friend.. fell off the little lip between his grass and his driveway, over on the side of my foot, twisted my ankle, went down like a sack of spuds and now it's absolute agony; I'm using a dining chair like a zimmer frame.

Add me to the list of forum cripples! 

Ok.... Cripple!

Us three are our own Cripple Clique

Make that four of us, I'm still walking the same way I was when we met last year, still can't lift anywhere near what I could do, and still have to lower myself gently when sitting down. 

I know you don't own an Omega anymore, but you did, so....

...what is it with Omega owners, all unfit cripples

[Martian]

Took the Jaaaag up to see a friend.. fell off the little lip between his grass and his driveway, over on the side of my foot, twisted my ankle, went down like a sack of spuds and now it's absolute agony; I'm using a dining chair like a zimmer frame.

Add me to the list of forum cripples! 

Ok.... Cripple!

Us three are our own Cripple Clique

Make that four of us, I'm still walking the same way I was when we met last year, still can't lift anywhere near what I could do, and still have to lower myself gently when sitting down. 

I know you don't own an Omega anymore, but you did, so....

...what is it with Omega owners, all unfit cripples

I think the MIG is a bit like an ex, crippling us financially isn't enough...it won't be satisfied until we are proper done 

[symes]

+1 from me ther my miggie cost more than moey-vast amount of blood,sweat and tears.

[amba]

Fitted new track rod arms (Lemforders) to both sides and swopped over winter wheels/tyres back to my Irmschers.Surprised it only took me 1.5 hours to do the lot and that was with a coffee break.

Off to alignment center in morning to get all reset as WIMs franchise so happy days.

Just need to cure this mis fire now then normal service resumed .....until the next Omega Moment

[bored bigyin54]

just sprayed the front bumper got rid of the marks on it

[aaronjb]

Took the Jaaaag up to see a friend.. fell off the little lip between his grass and his driveway, over on the side of my foot, twisted my ankle, went down like a sack of spuds and now it's absolute agony; I'm using a dining chair like a zimmer frame.

Add me to the list of forum cripples! 

Ok.... Cripple!

I knew I was barking up the wrong tree looking for sympathy here 

Could have been worse. Imagine if your cigar had slipped and made a burn in that nice tweed jacket. er.. I assume you were correctly dressed for the occasion? 

I really do need to get the required garments - sadly the car didn't come with them as I was lead to believe