So what have you done to your car today?

[STEMO]

In fact, you can have it for £7.50 

[STEMO]

He's put the Volvo back up. It's tidy, but the high mileage bothered me a bit

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It's a 1.6 auto. Comes with a long list of added extras: Pink front doors, blank infotainment screen, malfunctioning gearbox to mention just a few.

MOT till August 

That sounds half f*ucked to me.

How much do you want for it so it stops annoying your neighbours.

A figure somewhere between £7.50 and £2000

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

He's put the Volvo back up. It's tidy, but the high mileage bothered me a bit

It's a bit bland.

[STEMO]

It's a 1.6 auto. Comes with a long list of added extras: Pink front doors, blank infotainment screen, malfunctioning gearbox to mention just a few.

MOT till August 

That sounds half f*ucked to me.

How much do you want for it so it stops annoying your neighbours.

A figure somewhere between £7.50 and £2000

I forgot to mention it needs a rear bumper 

You can have it for what the breakers offered me.

[Sir Tigger KC]

He's put the Volvo back up. It's tidy, but the high mileage bothered me a bit

140,000 is nothing for a V70 if it's been looked after. 

Find a 2.4 D5 though. It's only another 400cc and an extra piston, but a much more pleasurable experience. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It's a 1.6 auto. Comes with a long list of added extras: Pink front doors, blank infotainment screen, malfunctioning gearbox to mention just a few.

MOT till August 

That sounds half f*ucked to me.

How much do you want for it so it stops annoying your neighbours.

A figure somewhere between £7.50 and £2000

I forgot to mention it needs a rear bumper 

You can have it for what the breakers offered me.

Do tell.

[STEMO]

He's put the Volvo back up. It's tidy, but the high mileage bothered me a bit

140,000 is nothing for a V70 if it's been looked after. 

Find a 2.4 D5 though. It's only another 400cc and an extra piston, but a much more pleasurable experience. 

The insurance would be prohibitive, and the dog would have a heart attack 

[STEMO]

It's a 1.6 auto. Comes with a long list of added extras: Pink front doors, blank infotainment screen, malfunctioning gearbox to mention just a few.

MOT till August 

That sounds half f*ucked to me.

How much do you want for it so it stops annoying your neighbours.

A figure somewhere between £7.50 and £2000

I forgot to mention it needs a rear bumper 

You can have it for what the breakers offered me.

Do tell.

£350

[Kevin Wood]

Put an MOT on the roller skate at last.
..and right on cue, the nice weather has gone.

[Doctor Gollum]

He's put the Volvo back up. It's tidy, but the high mileage bothered me a bit

It's a bit bland.

It's a Volvo estate. That's kind of the point

[Doctor Gollum]

It's a 1.6 auto. Comes with a long list of added extras: Pink front doors, blank infotainment screen, malfunctioning gearbox to mention just a few.

MOT till August 

That sounds half f*ucked to me.

How much do you want for it so it stops annoying your neighbours.

A figure somewhere between £7.50 and £2000

I forgot to mention it needs a rear bumper 

You can have it for what the breakers offered me.

Do tell.

£350

That's a fair price..

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It's a 1.6 auto. Comes with a long list of added extras: Pink front doors, blank infotainment screen, malfunctioning gearbox to mention just a few.

MOT till August 

That sounds half f*ucked to me.

How much do you want for it so it stops annoying your neighbours.

A figure somewhere between £7.50 and £2000

I forgot to mention it needs a rear bumper 

You can have it for what the breakers offered me.

Do tell.

£350

Love or money couldn't drag me to beautiful romantic Barnsley but I'll see how much it cost to be dragged down here on the back of something with a diesel lump. Only between 75-100 miles according to Google, so perhaps not too expensive to make it more trouble than it's worth.

[STEMO]

It's a 1.6 auto. Comes with a long list of added extras: Pink front doors, blank infotainment screen, malfunctioning gearbox to mention just a few.

MOT till August 

That sounds half f*ucked to me.

How much do you want for it so it stops annoying your neighbours.

A figure somewhere between £7.50 and £2000

I forgot to mention it needs a rear bumper 

You can have it for what the breakers offered me.

Do tell.

£350

Love or money couldn't drag me to beautiful romantic Barnsley but I'll see how much it cost to be dragged down here on the back of something with a diesel lump. Only between 75-100 miles according to Google, so perhaps not too expensive to make it more trouble than it's worth.

Let me know 

[STEMO]

But I'm being serious when I say you'd have to be insane to take it on, the timing chain rattles like a bastard on startup too