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Re: Vasectomy
« Reply #30 on: 07 March 2008, 08:19:04 »



They say it takes about 20 'goes' before you are cleared out, so to speak  ::)[/quote........same as clearing fault codes on omega then ;D..swmbo has been on at me for years to have the snip but i said that i might meet a beautiful young women who wants to have my babies ,youve got have a dream  ;D ;D
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« Reply #31 on: 07 March 2008, 08:40:38 »

Exactly, mine says we have all the kids we want, and I reply, yes, with you any way  ;D
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« Reply #32 on: 07 March 2008, 08:47:46 »

I'm so glad I'm eating breakfast and reading this....
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« Reply #33 on: 07 March 2008, 08:49:32 »

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« Reply #34 on: 07 March 2008, 09:14:42 »

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Exactly, mine says we have all the kids we want, and I reply, yes, with you any way  ;D

But youve only got two, dont you need two more so you will have one of 'each'.
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« Reply #35 on: 07 March 2008, 09:21:31 »

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OK, ill rephrase....the test results said all clear  ;D ;D ;D ;D

= firing blanks  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #36 on: 07 March 2008, 10:13:58 »

I get moaned at too so I look for all the anti stuff I can find.
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« Reply #37 on: 07 March 2008, 11:55:08 »

We thought i had been done a few years ago thanks to a steering column, a mini and an oncoming car  :o :'(

a few years later little miss Jay w comes along and since then SWMBO has been nagging me about having it done.

My answer was 'we thought they didn't work for so long, why spoil that'

suffice to say i am frequently on bread and water  ;D
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« Reply #38 on: 07 March 2008, 12:16:19 »

I must be having a slow day. It look a few reads to figure that one out.  :-?
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« Reply #39 on: 07 March 2008, 12:18:44 »

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I must be having a slow day. It look a few reads to figure that one out.  :-?

didn't want to go into too much detail still brings a tear to my eyes....

still have the post accident piccys, i had a lovely bunch of coconuts  :o
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« Reply #40 on: 07 March 2008, 13:23:15 »

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Hmm I'm getting tempted by the idea of this, cos it means you can shag with impunity :D tho i don't fancy the thought of the actual procedure :o

Think I'll take my chances for now  ::)


Do not even think about it until there is a 4 at the front of your age - you are too young to join Jimbob.


So I have another 400 years to wait.... gives me time to prepare myself psychologically!

I have all the kids I want, i.e. none ;) OK I'm a little(!) self-centred, but that's my prerogative and I know that's a road I never want to go down. I like my freedom and being footloose a little too much, and I don't plan on settling in any particular place any time soon, too many places to see and things to try etc. :)

The family thing is definitely not for me, but at the same time neither is the snip! There is always the Christian route of abstenance ;D err no thanks!
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« Reply #41 on: 07 March 2008, 13:56:20 »

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The family thing is definitely not for me, but at the same time neither is the snip! There is always the Christian route of abstenance Grin err no thanks!

That leaves the only other option:

Don't be a fool - vulcanise your tool!  ;D

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« Reply #42 on: 07 March 2008, 16:29:41 »

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Hmm I'm getting tempted by the idea of this, cos it means you can shag with impunity :D tho i don't fancy the thought of the actual procedure :o

Think I'll take my chances for now  ::)


Do not even think about it until there is a 4 at the front of your age - you are too young to join Jimbob.


So I have another 400 years to wait.... gives me time to prepare myself psychologically!

I have all the kids I want, i.e. none ;) OK I'm a little(!) self-centred, but that's my prerogative and I know that's a road I never want to go down. I like my freedom and being footloose a little too much, and I don't plan on settling in any particular place any time soon, too many places to see and things to try etc. :)

The family thing is definitely not for me, but at the same time neither is the snip! There is always the Christian route of abstenance ;D err no thanks!


Never say never - when I was your age - no way I wanted children, as I got older I did.

Just imagine you find Miss Perfect, right build, right looks, get on well ect ect.

You will want children wih her - it does happen.
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« Reply #43 on: 07 March 2008, 17:26:02 »

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Hmm I'm getting tempted by the idea of this, cos it means you can shag with impunity :D tho i don't fancy the thought of the actual procedure :o

Think I'll take my chances for now  ::)


Do not even think about it until there is a 4 at the front of your age - you are too young to join Jimbob.


So I have another 400 years to wait.... gives me time to prepare myself psychologically!

I have all the kids I want, i.e. none ;) OK I'm a little(!) self-centred, but that's my prerogative and I know that's a road I never want to go down. I like my freedom and being footloose a little too much, and I don't plan on settling in any particular place any time soon, too many places to see and things to try etc. :)

The family thing is definitely not for me, but at the same time neither is the snip! There is always the Christian route of abstenance ;D err no thanks!
Christians in Scotland!! Whatever next?
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« Reply #44 on: 07 March 2008, 22:13:30 »

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Hmm I'm getting tempted by the idea of this, cos it means you can shag with impunity :D tho i don't fancy the thought of the actual procedure :o

Think I'll take my chances for now  ::)


Do not even think about it until there is a 4 at the front of your age - you are too young to join Jimbob.


So I have another 400 years to wait.... gives me time to prepare myself psychologically!

I have all the kids I want, i.e. none ;) OK I'm a little(!) self-centred, but that's my prerogative and I know that's a road I never want to go down. I like my freedom and being footloose a little too much, and I don't plan on settling in any particular place any time soon, too many places to see and things to try etc. :)

The family thing is definitely not for me, but at the same time neither is the snip! There is always the Christian route of abstenance ;D err no thanks!


Never say never - when I was your age - no way I wanted children, as I got older I did.

Just imagine you find Miss Perfect, right build, right looks, get on well ect ect.

You will want children wih her - it does happen.[/quote
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It can happen, I was the confirmed bachelor, feared being tied down. Met swmbo 10 years ago, by accident. My daughter was born when I was 43.  :D :D :D

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