So what have you done to your car today?

[Webby the Bear]

Omega:
Rear shockers replaced

Diff oil topped up

Inlets/fuel rail replaced

6 new plugs fitted

Pug 206:
Removed steering wheel to find out I had ordered wrong airbag squib. 

[TheBoy]

Lost a traffic light darby to a ..... Beemer.

Near enough.  I hang my head in shame 

[chrisgixer]

Lost a traffic light darby to a ..... Beemer.

Near enough.  I hang my head in shame 

Chipped diesel 1 series?

[Kevin Wood]

Chipped diesel 1 series?

I'm normally laughing too much to concentrate on overtaking them. Especially the "noddy car" saloon / convertible.

[chrisgixer]

Chipped diesel 1 series?

I'm normally laughing too much to concentrate on overtaking them. Especially the "noddy car" saloon / convertible.

There's one on my commute that's quite persistent. No way its on standard power looking at the figures. Although it is only one shoe of the pair.

[Kevin Wood]

Chipped diesel 1 series?

I'm normally laughing too much to concentrate on overtaking them. Especially the "noddy car" saloon / convertible.

There's one on my commute that's quite persistent. No way its on standard power looking at the figures. Although it is only one shoe of the pair.

Does he have a "man bag" on the passenger seat?

[chrisgixer]

Chipped diesel 1 series?

I'm normally laughing too much to concentrate on overtaking them. Especially the "noddy car" saloon / convertible.

There's one on my commute that's quite persistent. No way its on standard power looking at the figures. Although it is only one shoe of the pair.

Does he have a "man bag" on the passenger seat?

...and stupid jelled hair wedged into a pointy ridge.

[Lagondanet]

Took my car Monday to Vx for its first service in my ownership @ 28K. Got it back today with wallet considerably lighter. 
Service & MOT. front discs & pads, rear springs.
Glad to have it back.

[tunnie]

How much did that lot cost?

[biggriffin]

How much did that lot cost?

Bet not much change out of £500, if paying retail for parts., need a loan from the Lord Dr Opti.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Took my car Monday to Vx for its first service in my ownership @ 28K. Got it back today with wallet considerably lighter. 
Service & MOT. front discs & pads, rear springs.
Glad to have it back.

Rear springs at 28K?    You've either lent it to Dr Opti for a Shag Pad or the previous owner was a seriously into Dogging!!   

[TheBoy]

Lost a traffic light darby to a ..... Beemer.

Near enough.  I hang my head in shame 

Chipped diesel 1 series?

M3.

I tried. I failed. I thought I may be able to retain some honour under braking and through the roundabouts, but I need to remember that GY F1 tyres aren't Dunlops.

   

Sorry, shame brought on all of us.

[05omegav6]

Could be worse, might have been a Leaf

[chrisgixer]

Lost a traffic light darby to a ..... Beemer.

Near enough.  I hang my head in shame 

Chipped diesel 1 series?

M3.

I tried. I failed. I thought I may be able to retain some honour under braking and through the roundabouts, but I need to remember that GY F1 tyres aren't Dunlops.

   

Sorry, shame brought on all of us.

If you find one that can actually be driven properly, you'll have no chance. Dunlop's or not. Certainly none on f1's. Mr TB bitten off more than he can chew.

I encountered a focus on weds night. It didn't go well. But managed a minor victory, even if it did have 4 wheel drive and very obvious supercharger belt and turbo noises along with either a flat 4 or v8 with a blowing exhaust type sound track. Suspect heavily lowered gearing too.

[tunnie]

Took my car Monday to Vx for its first service in my ownership @ 28K. Got it back today with wallet considerably lighter. 
Service & MOT. front discs & pads, rear springs.
Glad to have it back.

Rear springs at 28K?    You've either lent it to Dr Opti for a Shag Pad or the previous owner was a seriously into Dogging!!   

Age would have been issue here I think, if original